Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 24 November 2015

The Lucky Cats


These little guys sit on my desk at work. They make me smile, and they annoy my boss (apparently it makes my desk messy!).

The best bit of all about these 'lucky' cats though is the Amazon review I read which persuaded me to buy them (I needed a lot of persuading as you can imagine!).

My Story - By S. Altaf on 4 Feb. 2014Verified PurchaseI originally bought these as I was looking for some minor, unobtrusive decor that I could place on my office desk; nobody would really notice it and as I was pondering problems, I would pick it up and play with them in my hands (they are tiny). That's what I told myself. The real reason was that and I could do with a bit of luck in my life. The description mentioned that it was white for health, pink for love and black for protection. Just what I needed.
Soon after buying these, I started to feel a cold coming on so I began carrying the white one in my pocket wherever I went. I put it in my shirt pocket on my morning train commutes, as London trains are places where sicknesses are exacerbated. Surely this would keep me hale and healthy! But no, it made no difference. As was typical, traveling in the tubes made my cold worse and I had to stay at home for a few days, missing important work deadlines. Even during the worst of it, I would take the little cat out and bring it near my mouth whenever I coughed or sneezed - thinking it would somehow stop - but nothing happened.
Thinking the white one defective, I put it away with the thought that I would return it later; it was time to test the pink one. There was a co-worker with whom I had become friendly recently and was hoping to ask out on a date. I began carrying the pink cat in my shirt pocket, and as we were making afternoon coffee one day I began asking the question as I reached for the spoons which were on a low shelf. I was only a few words into the sentence at this point when the pink cat fell right out onto the carpet. I stopped and we both stared at it. I in horror at any judgment that may be cast upon me for carrying it, and her in surprise. But this surprise turned into a delighted squeal as she quickly reached down and snatched it up. She was smiling from ear to ear and it seemed to have quite an effect upon her, she found it very cute and adorable. But before I could even continue asking her out, she had run off back to her desk. Over the next few days, her attitude towards me had completely changed. She had the pink cat on her desk - my pink cat - and would give me an icy stare of death whenever I walked past or simply ignore me. But I would often catch her wistfully smiling and playing with the pink cat - my pink cat - quite often throughout the day.
It was a lost cause, and at this point I didn't think I'd be able to get any kind of refund back; I let the pink cat go and moved on to the final one. The black cat, for protection. To avoid any other mishaps, I started carrying the black cat in my back pocket. There was no chance this would fall out now. A fateful day arrived - as I was walking home one night, a group of thugs surrounded me. They demanded my wallet and phone (promising to return the SIM, these were civilized thugs after all). Knowing that I had the black cat for protection, I refused. One of the thugs got angry at this and pushed me quite hard. As I stumbled back, my foot got caught on the curb and I twisted as I fell. I ended up falling hard on my stomach and face. The thugs laughed and searched my pockets, taking my wallet and phone. They found the black cat but put it back where it was. Some protection that was!
So that was it - I was very angry and had decided to complain to the sellers about the spate of bad luck that these things had brought me. I would demand a refund even if the pink cat was not part of the returned packaging! As with all major decisions, I decided to sleep on it before ranting at them in the morning.
The very next day, when I woke up, a realization hit me. You see, these cats were exactly what they said they were in the title - *they* were the lucky cats. The white cat hadn't fallen sick - it was lucky in health. The pink cat had been taken by my co-worker - it was lucky in love. The black cat was protected by my fall - it was lucky in protection. It wasn't that these things would bring me luck, they were exactly what they said they were - these were lucky cat kittens. Only a fool would think that inanimate objects can bring luck to them, the universe doesn't work that way. My mind had been opened and freed at last. The epiphany was enough for this product to earn a 5 star rating from me. I happily went back to reading my horoscopes for the day to see what else fate had in store for me.

I guarantee this will make you smile, even if you don't end up buying three small lucky cats!

Friday, 27 February 2015

A week in London

SATURDAY

Me and Casper
Casper selfie
Having a nap (on me)
Take control of the bed!

SUNDAY

Danny and Alicia
Danny whilst friends hide
Carey and Danny
Casper attempting to watch 'Fish TV'

MONDAY

Breezy day from inside the house

Snuggled up watching TV on the Sofa of Sloth

TUESDAY

One of the many building site I pass on my way to work
View from the Bridge (Westminster of course)
Roadworks (everywhere)
Cold weather sunrise

WEDNESDAY

Said the raven "Nevermore"
Another wet day
Flowers found in a cupboard at work!
Flames!

THURSDAY

Grey day in Greenwich Park
Another damp morning on the Bridge
Hot coffee all morning
Traffic, traffic everywhere

FRIDAY

Monthly shop day
Specially wrapped squirrel doorstop
Cool new shopping bag, make me smile



Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Really New Year

 Still dawning as we pass Big Ben. Good morning London.

 New Year, time to clear away the rubbish? Rubbish exceeds collection capability.


 Waiting for the lift (on the fifth floor) so watching the fossils in the limestone flooring.


 A few bits of the Japanese goodies my boss brought back with him.

 More Babybel than we needed, so still getting Christmas friends for lunch!


Time to throw away my Radio Times; faithfully purchased for me by Husband


Thursday, 2 January 2014

Back to work

2nd January. Because we are not one of the Scottish offices we go back to work today. As I don't work Friday this is a whole one day week for me.

London is quiet. A lot of people are taking advantage of the short week to extend their holiday. The hour drive to work this morning took just about 35 minutes. Wish it could be like that everyday.






Tuesday, 6 August 2013

The Endless Lift

Since the start of June our lift has been out of service; it is being 'refurbished'. It was supposed to finish on 28th June, that became 5th July. I was away for most of July; I came back to work last week. Still out of service. The last date was Friday 2nd August. It still isn't working.

At least I'm only on the 3rd floor. I'd have given up if I was on the 5th floor!

Saturday, 23 March 2013

The week that was

Another busy week. Monday started too early with hot-chocolate in the middle of the night. I went to the gym and joined a 'Water Workout' class. As I was there I popped in to see my friend who lives round the corner on the way back; very excited daughter whose birthday was on Friday; the little girl had the cutest slippers - I'd love a pair of those clogs!

Tuesday was back to work. Horrendous traffic; took over two hours to do a 50 minute journey - it is all the fault of the Rotherhithe Tunnel and its new width restrictions... although the horse drawn carriage in St James's didn't help!

I also had to take a trip to the basement at work. Terrifying. Full of all sorts of junk that really needs disposing of.

Things that cheered up my week; the cat not wanting to get out of bed; finding a cat toy in the bathroom; a picture from my niece; earring made by my God-mother.

Monday, 11 March 2013

The week that was/is

So here we are - another Monday and no work. Last week was my first week as a three day worker, it is going to take some getting used to!

Tuesday felt like Monday. All the annoying admin (like Petty Cash) and things had to be done. The Team Resource Meeting had moved from Monday so that I could be there (!) and before I knew where I was the day was over.

Wednesday of course felt like Tuesday. Fooled into thinking there was more time left in the week than there really was. Short staffed (still) loads of annoying admin jobs came my way and I didn't get as much done as I would have liked. The Senior Partner was down too for a presentation; which gave me the delightful opportunity to embarrass myself by missing my chair (sometimes happens as I can't feel the backs of my legs and don't realise I haven't hit the seat of the chair) sat on the floor and laughed, and reassured him that I bounce!

Thursday was Wednesday and should have been the middle of the week, but because I don't work on Fridays it was also Friday and the end of the week. Totally confusing!

I did accomplish to goals, which is good. But now I have an uphill battle to get the office ready for its next internal audit (oh dear) in two weeks.







Monday, 4 March 2013

A whole new Monday...


So from today a whole new week starts. I work three days... Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Monday had become part of the weekend.

I'm sure after a few weeks I'll get used to it... but right now it is like having a whole extra Sunday.

Sunday, 17 February 2013

MIA

So February hasn't been much of a month for this blog so far (apart from the amazing 'View from the Shard').

So here's my excuse. Too much work and too much fatigue. 

The year should have started with me winding down my old job at work and preparing for my new one. The fact that our office junior left and left me managing the office with no help scuppered that. In February I was supposed to start working 3 days a week. Plans were made on this basis. Then the powers-that-be realised that if the girl who sits next to me was away getting married they needed someone to do her job. Step up your's truly... still starting my new role as well.

It has been crazy busy. Every day at work feels like a downhill race to the end of the day and weekends have been full of things planned thinking I wasn't working Monday!

Throw into the mix the sudden and immediate office computer upgrade (which of course went totally smoothly) and you get why the blogging has been a bit sparse. 

Even my email is out of control!
March will improve - well, that is my hope!

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Meetings

(Nearly) every Thursday I have to go to site for meetings which take up the entire day. It's not a good site to get to being over in the City which is a long way from Mayfair; although travelling from one place to the other can be very scenic.

The shell of what used to be offices is now a great open space like a warehouse, freezing cold in winter (most people took to wearing thermals) but quite temperate now the weather has got warmer.

The amount of people required at the meetings (regularly over a dozen) and the size of the site outwith the small meeting room leads to interesting problems trying to assemble the various parties.

This is a timetable of how my last Thursday went down:

08:00I optimistically arrive at site hoping to catch people before the meeting. Meeting room empty. The site manager offers me coffee, which I happily accept. I am trying to work out columns of numbers with my very tiny pocket calculator.
08:30Chap wanders into the meeting room (empty apart from me) and asks "Is this where the meeting happens" to which I reply "Eventually, in about an hour and a half - yes".
08:45I give up sitting in the meeting room (and trying to make the numbers add up) in favour of a wander around the site. End up chatting with a couple of the M&E guys about nothing relevant to the job.
09:20M&E guys leave in search of colleagues they need to 'catch up with'. I go back to sit in the meeting room.
09:30Several people arrive, leave their jackets and bags and wander off. It is like herding cats.
09:50Even less people ready for the meeting start (in 10 minutes) than usual, just me.
10:15Meeting leader arrives, wishes me 'Good Morning' and wanders off again.
10:25New low. Meeting still not started. The one person who had been persuaded not to leave has now left to 'measure something'. Just me again.
10:35Meeting finally begins over half an hour late.
11:15Meeting descends in (relative) chaos as coffee, tea and biscuits arrive
11:40During a (fairly heated) discussion the observation "talk is cheap" is heard. There are less people than usual present which seems to be leading to more distraction.
12:40Have passed the two hour mark at which point the meeting usually loses its thread and breaks into smaller meetings. Still going.
13:25Meeting finally ends.
13:30Everyone who I was hoping to catch for five minutes has vanished, presumably because I need to speak to them.
13:502nd meeting due to start in 10 minutes. The room is empty apart from me (again).
14:051st new attendee arrives and apologises for late arrival. I point out (not for the last time) that the meeting will start late as its predecessor started late and everybody has wandered off.
14:152nd new attendee arrives and apologises for late arrival. I re-state opinion that meeting will be late starting (now evidenced by the fact it should have been in progress for 15 minutes).
14:203rd new attendee arrives and apologises for late arrival. This one I meet on my way to the Ladies as I have given up waiting.
14:40All parties (escaped from morning meeting around the site) are eventually rounded up and herded into meeting room for 2nd meeting.
16:452nd meeting finally finishes.  I've still a couple of people to catch up with before I can finally leave. It's been a long day.

Friday, 13 January 2012

Good intentions

Power by nat_mach
Power, a photo by nat_mach on Flickr.

I had great plans for this year. I was going to win the battle against atrophy and procrastination. I was going to find time to do things that I enjoyed (other than sitting on my backside playing the Xbox!).

I was going to get creative. I was going to take more photos (other than pictures of Casper who is an easy subject!). I was going to find time for blogging.

The road to Hell, as they say, is paved with good intentions. It's a boring, tired old excuse - work got in the way.

People will insist on setting deadlines for January and February. Don't bother about that little detail of Christmas in the middle. As soon as one deadline passes there is almost immediately another, and another... until the middle of February. At this point I might get my life back.

Saturday, 3 December 2011

可以您活在有趣的时期

There is an alleged Chinese Curse "May you live in interesting times". According to Wikipedia no conclusive evidence of the origin of this phrase has ever been found... however it just about sums up December in the construction industry.

I think it can best be summed up by Donald Rumsfeld "There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.".
 
Current jobs have deadlines that are coming up before the break - everybody wants stuff finished before the holiday or first in the queue in the New Year. It is a fact that there are a few 'on the shelf' jobs which will resurrect themselves briefly before the break (just because they can) and cause resource chaos (two staff are off on break early). If every other year that I can remember since starting work is any indicator there will also be completely random exercises that appear from nowhere just to really throw the cat among the pigeons.

Add to the mix the variety of Christmas obligations that work throws up when project teams have parties, and the office party and so forth... season lightly with people getting colds and going off sick.

Interesting times... it certainly will be.


Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Off to Oxfordshire

Paddington Station
Time for my bi-weekly trip to Oxfordshire for the on site pre-project design team meeting. I have a routine now; arrive station over an hour before my train leaves; buy ticket for travel after half nine from window (machines won't sell them that early); rise to the top of The Lawn for black coffee and occasional toffee waffle at Eat; go to disabled toilet facilities (don't fancy my chances in a train toilet); catch train. 

The meeting starts at half ten (I'm usually five minutes late) and sit in meeting for minimum of four hours (sometimes more). 

This is often followed by some sort of site walk around or visit. A taxi journey takes me back to Didcot where I may or may not have time to buy a (very) late lunch and then it's at train back to London. 

Here come's a problem - if I arrive back in London before half four then I can go back to the office. After half four it isn't worth it as it takes me over an hour to navigate the underground and get back. However, as I don't know until I get on the train when I'll be back in London I can't tell my lift what time to pick me up... which usually means I have to wait for them. Further part of my Paddington Station routine - back up to the top of The Lawn, this time for a half of Guinness in the Mad Bear and Bishop.

Day over - until the week after next when we do it all over again!

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

The problem with this week...

  • There was a Bank Holiday so my (already short) week is even shorter
  • The computers in the office are still revolting against us
  • I'm still down on spoons after last week's activities
  • Autumn is definitely here (colder!)
  • I have to go to site tomorrow so my (even shorter week) is further curtailed (this week is out of control!)
  • It's September already - where did August go?!

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Scotland Day 2

Up early again (not as bad as yesterday) to check out of the lovely hotel and catch a train over to Edinburgh. Yet another taxi ride took me to our office which is in the part of Edinburgh amusingly called New Town - it looks very Georgian to me. 


The Fringe Festival is just finishing up, there is also a book Festival going on... and a French market where I bought my lunch.
 
Town and country by nat_mach
Town and country, a photo by nat_mach on Flickr.


Both training sessions went well again, even better for the fact that no computers were mis-behaving today!


All too soon another cab journey to take me to Edinburgh airport. I arrived in plenty of time - which allowed me to grab a glass of wine to calm my nerves before the flight (have I mentioned I hate flying!).


The crew on my BA flight couldn't have been kinder, seating me first so my crutches could be stowed out of the way and even bringing me a bottle of water before take off. The refreshments brought me more wine, so I had a pleasant flight down enjoying the view above the clouds. A stunning sunset above and below!


Great news when I landed and found my driver - the camera I had thought lost had been in his cab the whole time (I wish he'd sent me a text and told me).

Home from LCY, take-out for dinner and an early night. I'm shattered!

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Scotland Day 1

My flight to Glasgow left Luton airport at 7am this morning. I was out of my bed at 3am. This is why I hate travel. The flight was with EasyJet and for a budget, no frills airline, no complaints. I found Luton airport (first visit) noisy and confusing and very busy - really missed little City Airport!

There aren't many upsides to walking with crutches - but priority treatment at airports so you don't have to stand around is one of them. The staff at the airport couldn't have been kinder getting me through security and to departures, my gate and my flight.

Landed in Glasgow on time and got a taxi from the airport to the office. A full days training with two sessions (one each in morning and afternoon) were ahead. Training was great, co-operation of computers (on which I was giving training) not so great.

CitizenM - outside by nat_mach
CitizenM - outside, a photo by nat_mach on Flickr.
At the end of the day I got (another) taxi to the hotel. What an experience this hotel is. The rooms are very basic - their feature being a massive (huge) bed - enormous windows with interstitial blinds - and the lighting. You can spend hours playing with the lighting.

The hotel didn't start well when it turned out the booking through the 3rd party website didn't take payment. Had to disturb one of the partners and his credit card to sort it out.
I took a quick walk down to George Square to see where Brad Pitt is currently filming (he wasn't there) and had a great curry for dinner in the 'canteen'.

There was also the fire alarm which meant we all had to evacuate the hotel. Rewarded myself with a glass of wine (I was wearing my slippers during the evacuation!).

On to Edinburgh tomorrow!

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Weather and work

Not that it mattered to me as only had to pop out briefly today between showers... but it would appear that Summer is over.

Grey, dismal and generally damp.

I said back in April we should enjoy it as that was probably summer!

Panicked day in the office as I'm off to the Scottish offices for the rest of the week.

Monday, 22 August 2011

New server

Over the weekend our IT support was busy installing the new server and UPS. We go from the endless struggle of trying to manage with a 60GB hard drive on the server (smaller than my laptop, incidentally) to having space measured in TB (that's terabytes my friend!).

The side effect of this was that none of the 3rd party software chose to work until it was re-licensed (which in some cases took hours) and Office went overnight from 2003 to 2010. OK for me as I've got 2007 at home - but horrid for everyone else!

Got very little accomplished today as the computers were revolting.